Here is Why You Shouldn’t Watch Porn on Twitter, Especially if You’re a Politician...

Written by Bence on 2017-09-13 at 07:39
Ted Cruz Twitter Porn But what about those Christian values he keeps bragging about? (Photo: Boing Boing)
It’s a bad idea to watch porn on Twitter. Especially if you’re a famous US politician who is followed by 3 million people...

Online sportsbook news sites in the US are on fire because a man was watching porn. Wow, what a shocking event, who does that? The story becomes interesting when you find out who got caught watching porn on Twitter: a certain Mr Ted Cruz, who happens to be one of the biggest preachers of Christian values in the Republican Party.

The poor guy was just checking internet around midnight last night and he was probably having a lot of fun. However, he – or, you know, those damn hackers who invaded his account at midnight – unfortunately liked a movie, in which a beloved wife arrived home, finding her husband and a woman “making romantic love”.

And of course the beloved wife does the same what every normal housewife would do in such a scenario: first start masturbating until she gets caught. Then she joins the fun. Duh. What else would happen if a wife found a cheating man? At least we have a basic understanding on what to expect from Ted Cruz and his views on a perfect family.

Check out the Internet’s reaction


The site responsible for Ted Cruz getting busted was extremely nice to the Republican star. Check out this Tweet, in which they uploaded the premium video for free. Just for the sake of Mr Ted Cruz, what a Lovely Move from Sexuall Posts.



Pornhub’s and RealityKings’ Twitter accounts were also trying hard to impress the Republican politician. Maybe they are practicing lobby activities to prepare for serious tax decrease for when he becomes the President of the United States. Or maybe they were only trying to be nice by giving him the full video for free, as well as offering premium memberships for free:



These are just two of the most famous sites making fun of the wannabe US President, but three are tens of thousands of Twitter users making fun of the Republican hero Ted Cruz. Would you like to see the best Ted Cruz porn memes? Seach for the #TedCruzDidNothingWrong hashtag on Twitter!

Can the Twitter King be US President in 2020?


According to online sportsbook sites in the US, Ted Cruz actually had good chances of winning US Presidency. The biggest favourite to win the next elections is of course reigning demagogue-master Donald Trump with his 3.50 odds at Bet365 Sportsbook, but Ted Cruz is also on the list.

However, he’s not among the top favourites, especially after his issue with watching porn on Twitter. The odds for Ted Cruz to become the next US President are 51.00 now. But based on current events and the political cultural tendencies, proudly expressing that you’re watching porn can only enhance your chances...
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