The heavens have much in store for you this week so lets take a look at what you can expect in the next seven days
Aries, March 21 – April 19
Whilst Kourtney Kardashian is also an Aries you shouldn’t count on your assets being exposed this week unless you go out of your way to reveal them, but you should avoid blowing your own trumpet too much as your efforts will not be appreciated. A close friend will admit to finding you far more attractive than they hitherto have and you’ll have to let them down gently to avoid any drama. Your lucky ship is HMS Belfast but should avoid any animal with claws, especially in a public place.
Taurus, April 20 – May 20
Like Dwayne Johnson you have to be as steady as a rock this week as those around you seem intent upon not just losing their heads but their minds as well. Be they friends, family or colleagues you’ll have to bite your lip not to make things worse and save your criticism till they’ve calmed down. A surprise visit will bring you luck on Thursday, unless it’s a debt collector. If you’re putting a wager or two down at Bet365 this week, avoid the colour red, the number 12 and anyone with dyed hair.
Gemini, May 21 – June 20
As Kanye West, another Gemini, does you’ll have to dance to your own tune this week as no one seems able to lead the way. Forging your own path might take more energy than you feel you have this week but others will be gambling news of your successes will set a good example. Don’t get into unnecessary arguments this week, but stand your ground on Friday when it seems those ranged against you are being unfair. Your lucky trenches are slit and your lucky orifice is an oil well in Iraq.
Gemini, May 21 – June 20
Funny man Kevin Hart is also a Cancer and the pair of you share a lot of luck this week so don’t just sit there, push the envelope and see how much you can achieve when you throw caution to the wind. If you trust your instincts and have some faith you can’t go wrong and you may want to check out Bet365 because this week, if you don’t over-think things, you stand to see the results of your own winning ways. Your lucky intelligence agency is the DGSE and your lucky food is edible.
Leo, July 23 – August 22
You won’t have to muscle in like fellow Leo Arnold Schwarzenegger this week as people will be all too willing to listen to your opinion. Try not to let all the attention go to your head especially on Wednesday. The weekend will see trouble brewing on the horizon but if you’re tactful with friends and family you may well be able to avoid the worst of the ensuing storm. Don’t mention the war even as the bullets whizz by your head. Your lucky trees are blown down in a storm, but you should avoid all contact with the colour pink.
Virgo, August 23 – September 22
You won’t get sent off like famous Virgo Ronaldo regardless of the fouls you commit but there will be repercussions so think hard before you begin to tackle the issues of the week. A colleague will land you right in it with the powers that be midweek but by Friday the situation will resolve itself to your advantage, so remain calm. Try to avoid explaining the errors of others lest they point out your own. Your lucky train is delayed due to leaves on the line, and your lucky country is Albania.
Libra, September 23 – October 22
Libras like Snoop Dogg and yourself can and should take advantage of the auspicious setting of the stars this week and not shy away from the big risks. US gambling laws allow for wagering on the Super Bowl and you might want to consider plumping for one of the two teams at Bet365 because this week whichever side you choose in any competition or conflict will turn out the winner. Saturday will see you need the help of a friend, but you’ll be able to return the favor. Your lucky detective is Sherlock Holmes.
Scorpio, October 23 – November 21
You might wish to see Emma Stone, who is also a Scorpio, sing quieter but the deafening silence on important matters from colleagues or family will lead to anxious moments later in the week and you should do what you can to remain patient. Do not attempt to lead discussions but let others overcome their reticence to speak before giving your opinion on the issues of the day. Avoid the number 6 and any two-door car. Your lucky bricks are Lego, your lucky former Miss World winner is Silvana Suarez from Argentina.
Sagittarius, November 22 – December 21
It’s not just Sagittarian Christina Aguilera who can move in mysterious ways and you’ll have to be flexible this week with pragmatism your only hope for coming out unscathed from what will be seven days of chaos. Bad news will come by post, good news delivered by an old friend, do not let either change the plans you have already made. A family member will admit they’re actually an alien spy plotting an invasion of the planet. Get them to a suitable mental health facility immediately.
Capricorn, December 22 – January 19
Just like TV coverage of Kate Middleton it’ll all be about the bottom line this week and if there were a time to be mercenary this is it. Your self-interest will be to the benefit of others so don’t be dissuaded from your course by those who suffer from a shortsighted lack of imagination. Friday will be your luckiest day so check out the markets at Bet365 because with your luck you can’t go wrong. Do not get drunk with a colleague and sleep with them, you’ll regret it. Your lucky song is “Boom Bang-A-Bang” by Lulu.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Chris Rock is also an Aquarius but this week will be no joke so don’t make light of situations before you realize their full implications. Careful consideration in all things will keep you on the straight and narrow this week so don’t go off half cocked but avoid hesitation and unnecessary fretting. A phone call will alert you to a problem ahead of time, do not ignore the significance however slight it may seem at the time. Your lucky sea is the Baltic and your lucky sofa is on fire.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
You won’t need to be as tough as fellow Pisces Chuck Norris to survive this week but you might want to keep mobile betting a moving target is harder to hit. There will be plenty to keep you occupied but don’t expect great challenges this week, and you should try not to bemoan the lack of excitement lest you gain some of the wrong sort. There will be a chance encounter that will lead to romance, sex and a course of antibiotics. Do not trust anyone wearing a flower on their lapel. Your lucky movie is “Operation Petticoat”.