It may to some seem unthinkable, but there is still the possibility that Donald Trump will win the presidency over Hillary Clinton this November and take up residence in the White House, so what changes will that make to our day-to-day lives? What will happen to our schools? Our hospitals? Our local casino? We run down the first things you’ll notice and what you should bet on a Trump victory bringing to your life away from the safety of Bet365.
1. What’s In A Name?
Following a Trump victory your local casino, like all buildings more than two meters high, will be required by law to have the word “TRUMP” both emblazoned on their exterior and assimilated into the name of the building itself. You might think that insane, but Donald Trump is a mental case and if you’re in the US gambling laws of the land can’t be that crazy just think back to how dumb prohibition was. You can pretty much bet on a Trump victory heralding a new era of architecture…..and stationary.
2. Guns Galore On The Gambling Floor
All members of the population over the age of 21 will be required by law to openly carry a firearm at all times in public places. No license will be required and ammunition will be given away free with every two gallons of gas. You can bet on a Trump victory forcing your local casino to strictly enforce this law and if you own no firearm one will be provided for you by the new “Trump Weapons Awareness Training” program that will both arm and train all Real Americans(TM).
3. Guess It’s Adios Muchachos
4. Nudity For Local Casino Patrons
5. Girls, Girls, Girls, Goodbye.
6. Bet On A Trump Victory Wall Being Built Everywhere